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When Art Critics and Forensic Accountants Get Bored Together, the Worst Happens
It was a terrible, terrible combination. The Art Critics met the Forensic Accountant on a quiet day, and decided to
Anastasia After Anaesthesia
The Courier went to hospital in a bid to gain more confidence, and was operated on by the Plastic
Didn’t Get a Sports Scholarship For No Reason
Our Basketball Prodigy in Perthville is endowed with great talent and an imagination to rival that of any basketball
Santa is Left to Twist in the Wind
The Clown and the Charity Worker came up with a brainwave to raise money for Santa’s workshop: they’re at
Buckingham’s Best Join the Band
English traditions are alive and well in Perthville. The Queen’s Guard, famously seen at Buckingham Palace in London, seem
True Fire’s When Your Body’s On Fire
Look, we’re not sure how many more Farnham lyrics we can use in our headlines here at The Perthville
The Weightlifter Makes a Habit Out of Saving Lives
The Weightlifter lifted a Nun and a truck off the cliff, and in the process fell in love. The Nun
It is really Nun of your business
An erstwhile social commentator is trying to get to the bottom of some deep religious issues in the town.
‘Pope has the power’ and other great songs by 90’s band Snap
The Pope has proven again to be a forgiving chap after absolving the sins of a nun who caused
Breaking the Bank
Perthville’s Engineer insists that Barclay’s Bank contains traces of toxic sludge in its foundations, and has condemned the building
AFL Footballer creates another headline
Sometimes the psychology of a sportsperson can be very dark indeed. Our local AFL footballer has been causing havoc