Dear Readers, what can I say? I have served this newspaper and the good people of this town for
THE SECRET ROOM WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS
Finally, the Librarian has got the beautiful wedding she has been dreaming of and scheming for. The Musician was
LIONS PUT THE BITE ON BACKSTREET DENTIST
The Exotic Animal Trader went down to the farm to have a peek at the zompigs which were cooped
(DEUS) EX MACHINA
Work is now beginning on the Giant Robot upon which many Avonvilleans are pinning their hopes for surviving the
BREAKING NEWS: BRUTUS BUSTS INTO TOWN
We’ve been looking forward to this for a LONG time, and after many days of waiting, Brutus has finally
PLUCKY PAIR SAIL OFF INTO THE SUNSET
The Shipwright has bravely saved his friend the Diplomat from the town jail in a daring prison break. Swearing
SO I SAY THANKYOU FOR THE MUSIC, FOR GIVING IT TO ME…
Mamma Mia! With a natural disaster rapidly approaching, it’s a real S.O.S. state of emergency in Avonville – this