Julius Caesar is throwing shade at everything that moves in Avonville. Dismissing the gladiators as rubbish, he orders some tigers to be shipped in to keep them on their toes. He throws a book at the library owner, shouting that “books aren’t important.” He sneaks up the tree outside the library and kidnaps the sleeping Portia, taking her hostage and bundling her away. None of our sources have been able to uncover where he has taken her, but he’s putting her to work, peeling some grapes and doing some ironing.