The Tavern Owner wants our readers to know that they are doing their best to help the town. The tavern which they are building is intended to be a safe place of refuge for anyone who feels endangered by the spate of zompig attacks. The recent death of Tamora has brought home the harsh realities of this threat to everyone. The Tavern Owner proposes to build a fence out of apples, because the zompigs are allergic to them. If a zompig eats one, it will fall down dead in X seconds flat. They just need to find a way to coax the zompigs to eat them now… Perhaps they will hide them inside carrots, which are the zompigs’ absolute favourite food.