The Lawyer has ducked out from the main battlefront and has snuck away to get a few drinks at the tavern. He bumps into his old mate the Snake Charmer down there, who’s properly exhausted after finishing his daring serpentine strip tease act. They’re a bit behind the current news and think that the zompig crisis is still in full swing. Made brave by a few shandy wines, this drunken duo are working up a bit of Dutch courage before they head out to find the zompigs. They’re intending to use their wisdom to discover what the zompigs like and give it to them so as to bring about pig peace.