Avonville

   Dear Readers, what can I say? I have served this newspaper and the good people of this town for

 Finally, the Librarian has got the beautiful wedding she has been dreaming of and scheming for. The Musician was

 Cupid has been bribed (or threatened, depending on how you feel) to support the Librarian’s grand marriage plan. He

   The Horse Groom was dragged away from the stable to investigate why the cows have mysteriously taken to lying

 The Soldier has been upgraded from a lowly infantry position to the much more glamorous and exciting role of

   Julius Caesar was thrown off the roof of the theatre earlier by Mors, the God of Death, because he

   From his vantage point on the roof of the zoo, the Dentist could see lots of people down below

 The Exotic Animal Trader went down to the farm to have a peek at the zompigs which were cooped

 Julius Caesar and Brutus are believed to know a secret which could spell absolute doom for the gods. Mors,

   The Gambler has been climbing around in the trees trying to protect Julius Caesar from the danger which the