Dear Readers, what can I say? I have served this newspaper and the good people of this town for
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THE SECRET ROOM WHERE THE MAGIC HAPPENS
Finally, the Librarian has got the beautiful wedding she has been dreaming of and scheming for. The Musician was
CUPID GOES DOWN THE TUNNEL OF LOVE
Cupid has been bribed (or threatened, depending on how you feel) to support the Librarian’s grand marriage plan. He
MEGALITHIC METEOR CRUSHING CAREER CHANGE HOPES
The Horse Groom was dragged away from the stable to investigate why the cows have mysteriously taken to lying
CRUMBS! SOLDIERS SAVES JUNO AND TAKES THE BISCUIT
The Soldier has been upgraded from a lowly infantry position to the much more glamorous and exciting role of
ROME AND EGYPT FORM IRRELIGIOUS ALLIANCE
Julius Caesar was thrown off the roof of the theatre earlier by Mors, the God of Death, because he
SNAP DECISION TO AVOID TERRIBLE TEETH
From his vantage point on the roof of the zoo, the Dentist could see lots of people down below
LIONS PUT THE BITE ON BACKSTREET DENTIST
The Exotic Animal Trader went down to the farm to have a peek at the zompigs which were cooped
TWILIGHT OF THE AVONVILLE GODS
Julius Caesar and Brutus are believed to know a secret which could spell absolute doom for the gods. Mors,
THE ODDS OF SURVIVAL ARE STACKED AGAINST HIM
The Gambler has been climbing around in the trees trying to protect Julius Caesar from the danger which the