The Farm Manager hasn’t been keeping his eye on the bigger picture lately. His farm is overrun with at
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#MAKELOVENOTPORK
The Lawyer has ducked out from the main battlefront and has snuck away to get a few drinks at
BREAKING NEWS: CALIGULA FINALLY SAVES AVONVILLE’S BACON
At last, we are thrilled to confirm that the zompig crisis is finally and entirely over. Caligula has bravely
ZOMPIGS SENT TO PLACE OF ELECTROCUTION
The High Priest has come up with a high voltage plan for how to deal with the zompigs and
DANGER, DANGER! HIGH VOLTAGE!
Amnesia is a funny thing. If you’ve got it, how do you remember you’ve got it? The Standard Bearer
STUFFING THE PORKERS WITH DEADLY APPLES
The Tavern Owner wants our readers to know that they are doing their best to help the town. The
JUNO QUACKS DOWN ON FIERCE FOWLS
Juno was wandering around town in search of a branch of her favourite snack shop, Gregor Mortis, because she
BREAKING NEWS: TIME FOR THE FIRST POST MORS-TEM
Mors, the God of Death, has swung by the pigsty and has turned a raft of the pigs into
BEASTMASTER LOCATES LITTLE PIGS IN LOTS OF POTS
The Bestiarius has faced off against fabulous beasts of many kinds over the years, but his greatest animal challenge
ZOMPIG ON A HOT TILE ROOF
The Wine Maker has caught the Opium Seller lazing around playing on his EgoPad and without so much as