The Horse Groom was dragged away from the stable to investigate why the cows have mysteriously taken to lying
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CRUMBS! SOLDIERS SAVES JUNO AND TAKES THE BISCUIT
The Soldier has been upgraded from a lowly infantry position to the much more glamorous and exciting role of
SUPER SPY DIDN’T SEE THIS COMING
The Champion Boxer has taken real umbrage against the Teutonic Spy and his underhand plans to bring down the
COUNTING SHEEP UNTIL WE FALL ASLEEP
The Censor has been down at the farm, counting the sheep. We can exclusively reveal that there is one
CUT-PRICE BARBER SHOP IS A REAL SNIP
The Barber has literally just arrived in town today. He spotted a bargain building for sale and he has
PRIESTESS HAS VESTA-D INTEREST IN FIXING THE TEMPLE
The Vestal Priestess was present to hear Venus and Diana berating the rich people who were trying to sneak
TEMPLE BECOMES THE FOUNDRY OF THE GODS
The Blacksmith is down at the temple where crowds of citizens are attempting to make their way in. The
SOLDIERING ON IN THE FACE OF THE STORM
Like his hero in the celebrated documentary Gladiator starring Russell Crowe, the Centurion has finally found his moment to
FULL OF DRIVE TO CHANGE CAREER GEAR
The Cart Driver seems to have a bit of status anxiety. Not content with his humble lot as a
YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE (AT THE VERY LEAST)
The Undertaker was attempting to escape with all of the rich people, but their route was blocked by the