One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and

  The DJ has taken his van to the dance party with the intention of broadcasting. He’s far too over-refreshed, and

  The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d

  This Child Star never hesitates to make songs out of her experiences. She was bitten by a Zombie in

    That’s the real thrust of what this Festival Director is meant to be doing, but he has hit a

  She couldn’t have thought anything good would come of it. Now the short-sighted Hairdresser is up on top of the

    This Reality TV Judge has never settled for just judging. He is establishing a new series in Perthville: Hot or

This one has been up to a great deal of things. He stole a red sports car, perhaps due to

The Musician in town is no Michael Jackson. He has his moments, though. Today he came in to rock an

   Our superhero Bodyguard was seen hopping onto a Perthville train carriage and fist pumping himself like he was working

    What an opportunistic man. This Barrister has capitalised on the so-called wedding zombies of Perthville, and is selling tickets to

    Every time we write about this DJ we accord him a longer introduction. This morning he spectacularly escaped the Zombies