The illustrious Navy Captain of Perthville called the Queen something not so nice this morning, and she got mad
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TONGUEZILLA: Where it All Began
We think it began around 11.30am yesterday near the uranium depositĀ in Perthville. A Sword Swallower was at the deposit looking
SCANDAL: Why Obama Can Forget About Ever Working at Macca's
One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and
POLICE JOBS PERTHVILLE: Motor Racing Legend Wanted
Actually, we’re not sure that the Police are advertising for a Motor Racing Legend. Anyway, this one is trying hard
Vicarious and Voyeuristic
Or just doing her job? This Press Photographer is all three of those things at once. She’s out to get
When Art Critics and Forensic Accountants Get Bored Together, the Worst Happens
It was a terrible, terrible combination. The Art Critics met the Forensic Accountant on a quiet day, and decided to
Santa and His Goodies
Yes, usually he travels by sleigh. And, as you know, that hasn’t been easy this week, because he lost
Death = Not the Guy You Want at Your Parties
This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good
The NSA is No Match for an Alert Wife
That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to
Heart Surgeon and Three-Star-General Do the Beyonce and Jay-Z on a Dark Beach Thing
Instant attraction is something that can occur any time, any place. Sometimes, it can be despicably inconvenient. Perthville’s Three Star
United We Stand, Unzombified We Fall
An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these
Eloise and Not Abelard, but the Stockbroker
No, we do not here present to you the story of Heloise and Abelard, because that is not ours