The illustrious Navy Captain of Perthville called the Queen something not so nice this morning, and she got mad

We think it began around 11.30am yesterday near the uranium deposit in Perthville. A Sword Swallower was at the deposit looking

  One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and

    Actually, we’re not sure that the Police are advertising for a Motor Racing Legend. Anyway, this one is trying hard

    Or just doing her job? This Press Photographer is all three of those things at once. She’s out to get

    It was a terrible, terrible combination. The Art Critics met the Forensic Accountant on a quiet day, and decided to

    Yes, usually he travels by sleigh. And, as you know, that hasn’t been easy this week, because he lost

This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good

    That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to

    Instant attraction is something that can occur any time, any place. Sometimes, it can be despicably inconvenient. Perthville’s Three Star

  An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these

    No, we do not here present to you the story of Heloise and Abelard, because that is not ours