The crocodile who ate her today could find few positive words to say about the dish. “Bland. Not exciting. Not
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ADVICE: How to be a cool underground hipster zombie, or not
“This is not about being a cool underground hipster zombie,” said the Child Detective. “It’s more about travelling between
The Thing About Being a Genie…
…is that you can’t do anything of your own volition. You always have to wait for someone to wish
Opinion: Why You Should Not Look at Yourself in a Wonky Mirror, Even if You’re a Male Model
This Male Model was enjoying himself at the fair until he had a terrifying experience. He saw his reflection in
Train Surfing: Bravery or Economy?
Our superhero Bodyguard was seen hopping onto a Perthville train carriage and fist pumping himself like he was working
Opinion: Why You (Yes, You!) Should Go Graze in a Paddock Instead of Arguing
Quite a considerable sort of situation was going on between the Bride, her sister, and the Conman today. We
Eloise and Not Abelard, but the Stockbroker
No, we do not here present to you the story of Heloise and Abelard, because that is not ours
Defence, Ra Ra Ra! Defence, Ra Ra Ra! Defence,..! we give up.
You could forgive a Basketball Prodigy for taking offence, couldn’t you? He hears the same words all night long. Why
Freegan Vegan Finnegan Begin Again
Our champion Competitive Eater has had a large change of heart, and by change of heart we mean from
105’s the no. that comes to my head when I think of all the times I’ve had a brain fade
If this AFL Player has one more brain fade, do you know what that’ll be? That’ll be 106 for sure. He
Meaningful Looks…Important Information…Meaningful Looks…And Cut.
If you have an urgent message you need to send out to an entire community, don’t choose a Soap
Go to University, Graduate from Candy to Creme Brûlée
Universities extol the virtues of higher education.That’s good for your ultimate prospects in life, isn’t it? Ah huh. But here’s