We think it began around 11.30am yesterday near the uranium depositĀ in Perthville. A Sword Swallower was at the deposit looking
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Street Artist's Epiphany: Let's Keep Stuff the Same, and Not Graffiti It
For the purpose of this article, we’ve assumed that street art and graffiti are the same thing. They’re not, but
Personal Flotation Device, as Seen in Milan
The Fashion Designer has a new and demanding task: designing a life jacket for the Multinational CEO and the
SCANDAL: Why Obama Can Forget About Ever Working at Macca's
One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and
CHILLED-OUTNESS of HOSTAGE finally explained – they were in love
She was a hostage only in the sense that she was in love with him. Does that sound somewhat pathetic?
Corruptible Mayor Caves in to Make-Believe Creatures
The Mayor has made a public statement, and it went something like this: “Zombie rights for all! Bite anyone
Conman’s Meteoric Rise
The art of persuasion is elusive for most. Barristers spend a lifetime seeking it. Politicians think they have it,
SPECIAL SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE STORY
We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their
POLICE JOBS PERTHVILLE: Motor Racing Legend Wanted
Actually, we’re not sure that the Police are advertising for a Motor Racing Legend. Anyway, this one is trying hard
Roar, Anthem of Perthville
The DJ has taken his van to the dance party with the intention of broadcasting. He’s far too over-refreshed, and
Vicarious and Voyeuristic
Or just doing her job? This Press Photographer is all three of those things at once. She’s out to get
The Vampiric Epidemic, all the more impressive for the -ic on the end
She was up on the hill near Ringer’s Ruins with a whole group of cops on whom she was