The crocodile who ate her today could find few positive words to say about the dish. “Bland. Not exciting. Not
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We Extend Suffrage to White Elephants
The white elephant of Perthville, whose name is probably Ellie, has just been rescued from the parade and taken
Organise a Fake Shark Attack, Rescue a Child from the Fake Shark, Take a Photo, Write a Story
This Media Tycoon knows how to get a good story out. Today he organised a fake shark attack and made
I’VE GOT THE POWER, says Robot Designer, But I’m Embarrassed to Say Where From
He’s too embarrassed to say where he got the power, but we care little for his embarrassment. Most unfortunately. He
Pro-Shark Activist Swims Out Far and Deep to Prove Sharks Pose No Prob
Perthville’s Activist is on a mission to prove that sharks are not an issue, no matter how far out
Weightlifter Grylls and Bears it
It appears as though Perthville’s top Weightlifter has gone missing after a brutal weightlifting competition with Superboy. He was
Fracking – Not Just an Ugly Word
The Policy Advisors of Perthville, who give nothing but the best advice, have been retained by the government to
China, Always a Double Entendre
The Investigative Journalist finally figured out the murmurings of the dying Construction Worker. So, the uranium is being sent
The Permanence of Ice Sculptures
Ice sculptures do not generally live long lives, but the Home Renovators are here to change all that. They’ve built
GET IN THE UNZOMBIFIED ZONE
Eco Warriors – they fight zombies, don’t they? We won’t extrapolate, so we can only speak for the Eco Warrior
Opinion: Instead of Culling Sharks We Should Be Monitoring Their Blood Pressure
We’ve caused them a great deal of stress recently, haven’t we? Everyone knows that stress causes high blood pressure, and
Cat Burglar Grows from Norwegian Forest Cat into an Unidentifiable Panthera
We don’t care much for genetic impossibilities here at The Perthville Times. As far as we can tell, this