The Mayor has made a public statement, and it went something like this: “Zombie rights for all! Bite anyone
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SPECIAL SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE STORY
We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their
The Easiest Thing in the World: Running the U.S. by Live Stream from Perthville
The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d
Who Would You Save in Your Lifeboat? Someone Who Paints Cliff Faces Onto Cliff Faces?
It’s a public service, really. Some cliff faces don’t look particularly authentic. Say, you look at it and you think,
Death = Not the Guy You Want at Your Parties
This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good
The NSA is No Match for an Alert Wife
That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to
United We Stand, Unzombified We Fall
An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these
Who Better to Lead the Revolution than a Dead Whistleblower?
Well, obviously he’s not dead. We thought he was, but he was not quite as dead as we thought, you
Am I Batman or the Penguin? Asks Death
Diplomats are not like you and me. Our Perthville Diplomat dreams of superhero feats and being a crusader for world
ZOMBIE EPIDEMIC: Mayor Succumbs, is Zombified
He went to investigate a zombie sitting, and told his wife he’d be back in a few minutes. Little did
Santa Wears Rainbow Suit to Sochi, But Not Because He’s Competing for Germany
We’re sending Santa off to Sochi, basically because it’s the only place cold enough for him we can think
SIT-IN SHARK CULL PROTEST: Who Needs a Thumb Lock When You've Got a Perfectly Good Drum Line?
Thumb locks were the early method of choice for Perthville’s protesters to attach themselves to government vessels and vent