The Mayor has made a public statement, and it went something like this: “Zombie rights for all! Bite anyone

    We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their

  The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d

It’s a public service, really. Some cliff faces don’t look particularly authentic. Say, you look at it and you think,

This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good

    That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to

  An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these

  Well, obviously he’s not dead. We thought he was, but he was not quite as dead as we thought, you

  Diplomats are not like you and me. Our Perthville Diplomat dreams of superhero feats and being a crusader for world

  He went to investigate a zombie sitting, and told his wife he’d be back in a few minutes. Little did

  We’re sending Santa off to Sochi, basically because it’s the only place cold enough for him we can think

  Thumb locks were the early method of choice for Perthville’s protesters to attach themselves to government vessels and vent