The new outdoor cinema has polarised the population. As many Perthville residents are for it as against. Some love the
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I’VE GOT THE POWER, says Robot Designer, But I’m Embarrassed to Say Where From
He’s too embarrassed to say where he got the power, but we care little for his embarrassment. Most unfortunately. He
Something Even More Goodgood: A Gangsta Clown
This one has been up to a great deal of things. He stole a red sports car, perhaps due to
Top 5 Careers in Which it Helps to be Psychic
Here are some careers we thought of in which it helps to be psychic. 1. Poker player 2. Stockbroker 3. Detective 4. Tsunami preventer 5.
Heart Surgeon and Three-Star-General Do the Beyonce and Jay-Z on a Dark Beach Thing
Instant attraction is something that can occur any time, any place. Sometimes, it can be despicably inconvenient. Perthville’s Three Star
Polyjuice Has its Use, But is No Antidote to Zombies
As with any potion, you need someone to finance it before you bother making it. Otherwise it all just
Assange Wannabe Discovers He is Not Snowden and Russia Doesn’t Care About Him
In our last article, we described how friendly Russians were looking after our Wikileaky, You’re-The-Voice-singing, Hacker. Yes, he sounds a
The Ineffable Wisdom of Wooing Horror Film Heroes
The Lawn Technician of Perthville just saw the film The Lawnmower Man. It actually came out in 1992, but
Robot Designer, Bless Him, Has Never Heard of Frankenstein
If he had, he would not be into building companions for humans out of random stuff. He has two projects
Motor Racing Legend is Legendary in Something, But It's Not Motor Racing
The Motor Racing Legend finished his heist with the Clown, and escaped on a bus, which in turn crashed
Good, Sustainable Fun and Games
The Inventor adores going to Perthville’s fun fair, but has been feeling guilty about all the power that goes
West Gate Bridge Is Falling Down in Perthville
The Engineer has made a truly depressing discovery this afternoon, which is that West Gate Bridge is in Perthville,