This Child Star never hesitates to make songs out of her experiences. She was bitten by a Zombie in
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Like Polyjuice, the Anti-Zombie Potion is Never Ready When You Are
The Charity Worker and Childcare Worker, two of the most respectable and helpful citizens of Perthville, are performing good
CRIME SCENE: Child Star Falls Off the Map and is Trodden On By Our Cameraman
When the career of a Child Star starts to slide, it slides fast. And if the Child Star is standing
From Defending M&Ms to M
This Child Star believes he will one day be able to emerge from a rolling ocean with abs and
Squeezing Every Last Drop of Blood Out of the Gruffalo
Perthville’s Theatre Directors are organising the launch of a children’s book on national TV. Any guess for which one? Once
“Shirley T” Takes Long Service Leave
Editorial note: When we wrote our story comparing our Child Star, “Shirley T”, to Shirley Temple yesterday morning, we
On Da Good Ship Lollipop
This child star is no Shirley Temple. For one thing, she’s a hip-hop dancer. For another, she’s on a real ship,
I Was Like Bieber, Bieber, Bieber, No…
The Childcare Worker has, most appropriately, decided to be the personal nanny for Perthville’s Child Star. It’s an unprecedented