She was up on the hill near Ringer’s Ruins with a whole group of cops on whom she was

  The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d

    You’re reading it? Didn’t you listen to us at all? Well, now that you’re here… A Vampire just pushed the town

    Unfortunately for everyone in Perthville, the only Doctor in town is sick of being a doctor, and denies that

    This Doctor, who is required by the law and good taste to look exactly like Patrick Dempsey, has returned

    She was supposed to rush to the aid of the victims of the robbery. But this ‘Paramedic’ has never worked

Finally the local constabulary have arrived at the car crash. Despite a doctor, paramadic, self help guru, motor racing legend,

  All summer long this ex-Doctor has been lying flat on his back in the park smoking an illegal substance,

Perthville’s Police Department again showed itself to be clueless, sending Riot Police to arrest a truck driver accused of

A doctor has finally arrived at the scene of yesterday’s car crash, in East Perthville. That will come as a