This Figure Skater is rather alarmed at how quickly the ranks of the Zombified are growing in town. He has
All posts in "Figure Skater" Section
Robot Designer, Bless Him, Has Never Heard of Frankenstein
If he had, he would not be into building companions for humans out of random stuff. He has two projects
A New Train of Thought (New for Him, Erstwhile for Everyone Else)
This Train Driver suffered through a failed bout of wooing by the Hopeless Romantic, and has gone in search
Opinion: Why Oetzi Should Not Perform in Disney on Ice
We compared our male Figure Skater to Oetzi a while back when he was lonely on ice. He tried mining
To Die For: A Deadly Secret Buried Under the Ice
That deadly secret is a whole lot of uranium. The female Figure Skater is currently skating on thin ice over
Doctor Who? Don’t Look At Me
Unfortunately for everyone in Perthville, the only Doctor in town is sick of being a doctor, and denies that
Opinion: Why You Shouldn’t Be Russian to Conclusions
Perthville’s Rabbi and his friend the Figure Skater from Russia are about to board a train together. We expect they’ll
Between the Ice and the Deep Black Sea
This Figure Skater, who (understandably) did not wish to be eaten by the Food Writer, has run away to
The Humturducken
We at the Perthville Times believe you’d be mad to eat a chicken stuffed into a duck into a
Rabbi stews
In a Jane Austen type love story, a Rabbi has been reunited with his long lost love a very
SENSATIONALIST HEADLINE: Solution to Animal Cruelty = Human Cannibalism
It makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? Humans are at the top of the food chain. Someone eats the humans,
I'll Be Ice Dancing With Myself?
The male Figure Skater is in for a shock. We snapped him earlier today practising with the female Figure Skater