One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and
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SPECIAL SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE STORY
We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their
The Easiest Thing in the World: Running the U.S. by Live Stream from Perthville
The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d
The NSA is No Match for an Alert Wife
That’s just what our friend the Surveillance Gatherer was telling Michelle Obama today. He took her on a date to
Relationship Advice from Jackie O to Hillary C to Michelle O
Other First Ladies passed on a wealth of information to the current First Lady in a secret diary they
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL: Crazy or Drunk or Apathetic in Love
The Three Star General is playing matchmaker today, of all days, to reunite Michelle with Barack Obama. He sent out
A Steamy Night at the Museum
The Vampire has experienced debilitating confusion in recent days, but there is one thing of which she is sure:
Her heart’s not the First Lady’s heart broken
Jackie Onassis’ heart, for instance. Michelle Obama, who is currently going incognito at the Scouts Camp, is miffed by the
Nude is the New Black
Perthvilles fashion designer, after designing a dress for valentines day for the first lady, has taken a nudist
Homewrecking is Bad, White-House-wrecking is Worse
And wearing only your underwear while wrecking anything? Is WORST. The Conman is pulling apart the dream couple, Barack and
The Audacity to Elope
The President recovered miraculously well from his paralysis, and here can be seen standing dead upright on a windsurf.
From Kings St to Rags, As Often Happens
Once upon a time he owned an exclusive boutique on Kings St, Perth, but now he faces financial ruin. (“Get