The new outdoor cinema has polarised the population. As many Perthville residents are for it as against. Some love the
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Blank Screens are Awesome, But Better With Movies On
What do you get when you combine the creativity of an Inventor with the sky-gazing of an Astronomer? Something to
Like Polyjuice, the Anti-Zombie Potion is Never Ready When You Are
The Charity Worker and Childcare Worker, two of the most respectable and helpful citizens of Perthville, are performing good
Polyjuice Has its Use, But is No Antidote to Zombies
As with any potion, you need someone to finance it before you bother making it. Otherwise it all just
Robot Designer, Bless Him, Has Never Heard of Frankenstein
If he had, he would not be into building companions for humans out of random stuff. He has two projects
We Are Devo: Giant Man Revealed to be Normal Man on Stilts
He was rejected by the Vampires for not being vampiric enough, and so he raced off to the fun
Good, Sustainable Fun and Games
The Inventor adores going to Perthville’s fun fair, but has been feeling guilty about all the power that goes
Breed White Elephants in Captivity, Or Let Them Run Wild?
How many more headlines can we write at The Perthville Times containing the words “white elephant”? That is the
BREAKING NEWS! Riot Police at Toxic Waste Sludge!
In Breaking news, the Riot Police have arrived at the toxic sludge situation. Worried that so called ‘innocent bystanders’
You’re Trying to Save Me, Stop Holding Your Nose
. The famous Inventor of Perthville had to be pulled free from toxic sludge today by some good samaritans. An adventurous
Insatiability is the Mother of Invention
High-maintenance. It’s a term a lot of husbands use in confidence about their wives, but it’s also what most people