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The Vampiric Epidemic, all the more impressive for the -ic on the end
She was up on the hill near Ringer’s Ruins with a whole group of cops on whom she was
Crime Rates Go Up in Areas of High Vampiric Density
Social Commentators are useful in certain situations. Situations involving zombies – check. Situations involving vampires – check. This Social Commentator is over
Vigilante Prosecutor Gets Out of the Courtroom and Fights Crime As It Happens
The Prosecutor of Perthville is a little too competent for our liking. At first he was dominating in the courtroom,
WARNING, PERTHVILLIANS: Don’t Read This Article If You Know What’s Good For You
You’re reading it? Didn’t you listen to us at all? Well, now that you’re here… A Vampire just pushed the town
Cat Burglar in the Hat Should Not be Here, Should Not be About
The Cat Burglar has just distracted the Police for a particular cat-like purpose. She’s going to sneak into the police
You Must Try Our Signature Dish of Mush with Mush with a side of Mush
“We hereby sentence you to 100 years of eating nothing but vegetable mush.” These words were pronounced in summary justice
Can’t Nothin Handle Me Right Now (I See You Snake Handler. Let’s Get ‘Em!)
This Snake Handler, the only one who could actually handle that reptile, has now been arrested by the Police
Shank’s Nightmare
This Policeman was off-duty when he saw a Ferrari speeding. Having nothing but his feet on him, he ran all
It’s Almost Greased Lightnin
All good to have a getaway car when you’re a Robber. But get in it, get right in. Because if
BREAKING NEWS : Policeman finishes doughnut and makes it to hostage scene
A highly outnumbered hostage negotiator was finally joined by a policeman this afternoon to try to bring the tense
Explosive Acceleration, Explosive Evidence
Perthvilles’ Motor racing Legend has moved closer into the scene of the car crash and discovered that the bottom