Actually, we’re not sure that the Police are advertising for a Motor Racing Legend. Anyway, this one is trying hard

She was up on the hill near Ringer’s Ruins with a whole group of cops on whom she was

    Social Commentators are useful in certain situations. Situations involving zombies – check. Situations involving vampires – check. This Social Commentator is over

The Prosecutor of Perthville is a little too competent for our liking. At first he was dominating in the courtroom,

    You’re reading it? Didn’t you listen to us at all? Well, now that you’re here… A Vampire just pushed the town

    The Cat Burglar has just distracted the Police for a particular cat-like purpose. She’s going to sneak into the police

    “We hereby sentence you to 100 years of eating nothing but vegetable mush.” These words were pronounced in summary justice

    This Snake Handler, the only one who could actually handle that reptile, has now been arrested by the Police

    This Policeman was off-duty when he saw a Ferrari speeding. Having nothing but his feet on him, he ran all

    All good to have a getaway car when you’re a Robber. But get in it, get right in. Because if

A highly outnumbered hostage negotiator was finally joined by a policeman this afternoon to try to bring the tense

Perthvilles’ Motor racing Legend has moved closer into the scene of the car crash and discovered that the  bottom