One thing Macca’s does not like is scandal. Today Obama was a key player in a huge great scandal, and
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SPECIAL SPOUSAL PRIVILEGE STORY
We’ve told you about the wonders of spousal privilege before – that rule that allows women to get their
The Easiest Thing in the World: Running the U.S. by Live Stream from Perthville
The Video Artist has just become one of the most indispensable people in town, and the first one you’d
Death = Not the Guy You Want at Your Parties
This is an exclusive report about how the Martial Arts Expert LITERALLY fought off death. Want to know what’s good
Saved from Death by Death
No one would expect Death to be their knight in shining armour, but the President was saved by him
Get Sumo This
Barack just did get sumo this. A Sumo Wrestler took some serious initiative, saving Barack from the Vampire (leaving the
Relationship Advice from Jackie O to Hillary C to Michelle O
Other First Ladies passed on a wealth of information to the current First Lady in a secret diary they
As the Lion Fell in Love with the Lamb, So Obama Did the Vampire
Twilight quotes? Has the tone of our newspaper really come to this? Wait up – there is a Vampire in
Restauranteur/Saboteur/Other Villainous-Sounding French Word
If you say a French R at the end of the word, you’re going to sound like a bad
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL: Crazy or Drunk or Apathetic in Love
The Three Star General is playing matchmaker today, of all days, to reunite Michelle with Barack Obama. He sent out
Put the Snapchat Down or We’ll Screenshoot
Barack Obama has a tendency to take selfies at awkward moments, and the army in Perthville have had enough
Osteopath Lays All 10 Fingers On Death
The Riot Police is organising Death into a cavalry-style rescue mission on the President. The President may be alarmed