The illustrious Navy Captain of Perthville called the Queen something not so nice this morning, and she got mad
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Luminaries Night
It was a wedding attended by ALL of Perthville’s luminaries. So many luminaries, no lighting was needed at the
Someone, Please, Sit in the Snow-Covered Field and Sing Passionately Soon!
Will it be the Martial Arts Expert? Because he is the next Bodyguard in Perthville to make the news. His
I’m Captain of the Ship, But The Queen Is Captain of My Soul and of Everything Else
The Navy Captain thought the Queen was looking somewhat sour, so he took her to the fun fair. “We both
They Took Her House and Took Her Money, Now Queen’s Livin la Vida Loca
Between the Cat Burglar and the Jewel Thief, this Queen is going have little left soon. The Cat Burglar
Prosecutor Gets the Queen to Jump Off On A Technicality
If you can call a technicality catching the Queen in your arms once she has thrown herself off a
How to Make Food Seductive on Valentine’s Day
You could talk in your breathy Nigella voice as you cook. Or you could hire a Male Model to
Death by Chocolate Won’t Kill You
The Queen was smart enough not to eat the last poisoned dessert she was offered by this evil Restauranteur
Candy Crushed
The Restauranteur has a dastardly plan to kill the Queen by feeding her poisonous candy. Her Majesty raised the taxes