The illustrious Navy Captain of Perthville called the Queen something not so nice this morning, and she got mad

    It was a wedding attended by ALL of Perthville’s luminaries. So many luminaries, no lighting was needed at the

  Will it be the Martial Arts Expert? Because he is the next Bodyguard in Perthville to make the news. His

    The Navy Captain thought the Queen was looking somewhat sour, so he took her to the fun fair. “We both

    Between the Cat Burglar and the Jewel Thief, this Queen is going have little left soon. The Cat Burglar

    If you can call a technicality catching the Queen in your arms once she has thrown herself off a

    You could talk in your breathy Nigella voice as you cook. Or you could hire a Male Model to

    The Queen was smart enough not to eat the last poisoned dessert she was offered by this evil Restauranteur

The Restauranteur has a dastardly plan to kill the Queen by feeding her poisonous candy. Her Majesty raised the taxes