A local Rabbi has become a permanent fixture with popular Irish band Paddy O’Sheamus and the O’Reilly O’Shannahans. In
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NEW: Flame-Throwing Entertainer + Hair-Shedding Hairdresser = Pretty Tame, Actually
We thought sparks would fly, and get caught in people’s hair. Didn’t happen. The Hair-Shedding Hairdresser whisked the Flame-Throwing Dance
SIT-IN SHARK CULL PROTEST: Who Needs a Thumb Lock When You've Got a Perfectly Good Drum Line?
Thumb locks were the early method of choice for Perthville’s protesters to attach themselves to government vessels and vent
Opinion: Why You Shouldn’t Be Russian to Conclusions
Perthville’s Rabbi and his friend the Figure Skater from Russia are about to board a train together. We expect they’ll
The Exploitation of White Elephants
The Barrister finally put the white collar around the white elephant’s neck, and dragged it away from the Rabbi,
Gargoyles Have Silently Waited for Justice for Too Long
The Animal Rights Activist says it matters not whether the white elephant is a real animal or a gargoyle.
White Collar for the White Elephant
The Barrister is on the cusp of buying this eternally disputed white elephant to attract more customers to his
Finds the White Elephant, a Rabbi, and God, Within Minutes of Each Other
You can cover a lot of ground in a few minutes if you’re a Giant Man. This one found the
Do White Elephants Die Away Naturally?
This Rabbi, brother of the one who attended to the President at Perthville station, was involved in a slightly
A Rabbi and an Osteopath walk into a bar…
An itinerant Rabbi has shredded what was left of Perthville’s reputation, compounding the indiginities inflicted on The President by