Haute couture for carnival folk is really taking off in the fun fair. A local restauranteur has relocated there

  If you say a French R at the end of the word, you’re going to sound like a bad

    Our Brain Surgeon in Perthville does not mind invasive surgeries. He’s not afraid of liability, and he’ll take the

    “We hereby sentence you to 100 years of eating nothing but vegetable mush.” These words were pronounced in summary justice

    If you can call a technicality catching the Queen in your arms once she has thrown herself off a

    The Queen was smart enough not to eat the last poisoned dessert she was offered by this evil Restauranteur

    This demure little person heard about a plot to poison her, and deftly moved away before the deed was

The Restauranteur has a dastardly plan to kill the Queen by feeding her poisonous candy. Her Majesty raised the taxes

Perthvilles’ courier has volunteered to help out the local restauranteur. Always delivering with a broad range of skills, he

Some would say lollies are beneath a Real French Restauranteur, but this one decries that vehemently. He specialises in handcrafting

A local restauranteur has decided to specialise in a very small area of expertise in the town of Perthville.