Yes, usually he travels by sleigh. And, as you know, that hasn’t been easy this week, because he lost

  We’re sending Santa off to Sochi, basically because it’s the only place cold enough for him we can think

You’d think Santa was buff enough to take care of himself without a Bodyguard. He is, but this Bodyguard is

  He’s feeling quite puzzled right now. Since the history of time, we imagine, Santa has delivered his toys using

    The Clown and the Charity Worker came up with a brainwave to raise money for Santa’s workshop: they’re at

  Perthville’s Multinational Arts Festival Director has just concluded the biggest deal of his long career. “Today I am unashamedly,

    Upon hearing the news that Santa might lose his sleigh forever, the Pilot is offering her charter service to

After being asked some very tough questions by the investigative journalist, Santa has given his sled up to those

    The Investigative Journalist was languishing at the hostage situation, which was taking dramatic turns every few seconds and exhausting

The Secret Service agent is at the beach protecting both the President and Santa. He could not tell The

LATEST: the Hostage Negotiator accepts flowers from the Florist and releases the Pilot. He returns to his real job

All Santa wants to do on his month off is windsurf, but this Social Commentator just won’t let up. He