Yes, usually he travels by sleigh. And, as you know, that hasn’t been easy this week, because he lost
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Santa Wears Rainbow Suit to Sochi, But Not Because He’s Competing for Germany
We’re sending Santa off to Sochi, basically because it’s the only place cold enough for him we can think
Santa, Queen of the Night?
You’d think Santa was buff enough to take care of himself without a Bodyguard. He is, but this Bodyguard is
Santa Subcontracts the Secret Service
He’s feeling quite puzzled right now. Since the history of time, we imagine, Santa has delivered his toys using
Santa is Left to Twist in the Wind
The Clown and the Charity Worker came up with a brainwave to raise money for Santa’s workshop: they’re at
Hear That, Oprah? Santa is Coming to Perthville!
Perthville’s Multinational Arts Festival Director has just concluded the biggest deal of his long career. “Today I am unashamedly,
Rudolph Races an Airbus A380, Loses
Upon hearing the news that Santa might lose his sleigh forever, the Pilot is offering her charter service to
Santa gives the greatest gift of all
After being asked some very tough questions by the investigative journalist, Santa has given his sled up to those
Santa’s Slayer
The Investigative Journalist was languishing at the hostage situation, which was taking dramatic turns every few seconds and exhausting
Secret Service So Secret Agent Doesn’t Even Know What He’s Doing
The Secret Service agent is at the beach protecting both the President and Santa. He could not tell The
TIMELINE: Hostage Negotiator Takes No Prisoners
LATEST: the Hostage Negotiator accepts flowers from the Florist and releases the Pilot. He returns to his real job
Santa, Why Have You Commercialised Christmas? Asks Social Commentator
All Santa wants to do on his month off is windsurf, but this Social Commentator just won’t let up. He