He’s feeling quite puzzled right now. Since the history of time, we imagine, Santa has delivered his toys using
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MISTAKEN NATIONALITY: German-American-Irish Secret Service Might Actually be from Ukraine
Here’s why we think the Secret Service man might be working for Ukraine. He was at the fun park today,
My Funny Valentine, Your Looks Are Photographable
This Press Photographer has finally given up the ghost on shooting the victims of car accidents in Perthville. She is
Don’ Mention the War
This Secret Service agent, who still has the German word for police on his back (though not visible in
Secret Service So Secret Agent Doesn’t Even Know What He’s Doing
The Secret Service agent is at the beach protecting both the President and Santa. He could not tell The
Diplomat Does Nasty Really Nicely
Isaac Goldberg defined diplomacy as the nastiest of things in the nicest way. The Diplomat we know in Perthville was
Astronomer Alienates His Friends
An Astronomer has joined the happy party at Ringer’s Ruins. The hillside location is the best spot in town
Ringer’s Not Ruins but Relics
The Pope today made a surprise pilgrimage to Ringer’s Ruins. His climb up the rubble was monitored by the Secret