An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these
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Luminaries Night
It was a wedding attended by ALL of Perthville’s luminaries. So many luminaries, no lighting was needed at the
Get Sumo This
Barack just did get sumo this. A Sumo Wrestler took some serious initiative, saving Barack from the Vampire (leaving the
Tim Robards Is an Osteopath, Too, Right?
The Osteopath, who is attempting to rebuild his reputation, has set up a back-cracking stall at the fete. His first
Opinion: Why a Sumo Wrestler Should Not Ride Shotgun
Because the driver of the car, whoever it is, cannot help but be distracted by the endless amount of
Genies, Building Castles In the Air Since 1773
This Genie’s powers were thrown under scrutiny at the scene of the accident, so she has gone in search
A Spoonful of Sugar Takes the Martial Arts Expert Down
This game could only be called a TAIKWONSUMO Challenge. The Sumo Wrestler and the Martial Arts Expert are competing
Brainier, Brawnier, Beautifuller [sic]
A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar. Does there even need to
Skipping Sochi 2014, Pumped for Perthville 2018 Though!
The female Figure Skater announced today that she is boycotting the Sochi Olympics (she had ideological differences with the
Lawn Tech Kisses the Grassroots
The Sumo Wrestler and the Lawn Technician have scuffled during the preparation for the Perthville Games. We cannot say