An incongruent pair, the Sumo Wrestler and the Defence Lawyer, have today unionised the Zombies of Perthville. Both of these

    It was a wedding attended by ALL of Perthville’s luminaries. So many luminaries, no lighting was needed at the

  Barack just did get sumo this. A Sumo Wrestler took some serious initiative, saving Barack from the Vampire (leaving the

    The Osteopath, who is attempting to rebuild his reputation, has set up a back-cracking stall at the fete. His first

  Because the driver of the car, whoever it is, cannot help but be distracted by the endless amount of

This Genie’s powers were thrown under scrutiny at the scene of the accident, so she has gone in search

This game could only be called a TAIKWONSUMO Challenge. The Sumo Wrestler and the Martial Arts Expert are competing

  A Martial Arts Expert, a Sumo Wrestler and a Chess Champion walk into a bar. Does there even need to

The female Figure Skater announced today that she is boycotting the Sochi Olympics (she had ideological differences with the

  The Sumo Wrestler and the Lawn Technician have scuffled during the preparation for the Perthville Games. We cannot say