This one, for instance. Definitely a zombie. She was invited to the wedding of the PR Expert and the Investment
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NEW: Flame-Throwing Entertainer + Hair-Shedding Hairdresser = Pretty Tame, Actually
We thought sparks would fly, and get caught in people’s hair. Didn’t happen. The Hair-Shedding Hairdresser whisked the Flame-Throwing Dance
I Will Follow Her Majesty Wherever Her Majesty Will Go
The Navy Captain has got it bad. His crush, the Queen, went to scout camp for some marshmallow-toasting and ghost
Octopus Rides Were Big in the 60s/70s/80s, But the Queen Was Too Busy Back Then
Now she has just discovered the joy of the Octopus Ride, and, worrisomely, will not get off the one
I Only Want to See Her Standing in the Crumbling Ruins, Says Prince
Prince Philip has just journeyed London-style around Perthville, sight-seeing from the top of a yellow bus. He’s taken a fervent
ROYAL ROBOT ROW: “I, Robot” – “We, the Queen”
Robots are meant to be servants of their masters. So when a robot runs amok and leaves a wreck in
What is Cat Heaven Like? We Ask the Feline Felon
Buckingham Palace was today relocated to a dress-circle location at the top of Perthville’s highest hill. The instigator was
When Handed a Poisoned Chalice, the Queen Declines: “We Are Not Thirsty”
This demure little person heard about a plot to poison her, and deftly moved away before the deed was
Cat Burglar Grows Up to Be a Norwegian Forest Cat, i.e. Big
The Cat Burglar started off pretty little, but these days is capable of much bigger things. She targeted the Queen
Relief as Lots of Little Green Men Take Over
These guys in green should strike intimidation into any rebels involved in Perthville’s latest riot. Led by the Three Star
“We will atone – We will atone,” promises Queen
And who are we? Just Her Majesty, again. Why take the blame on oneself when one can blame “we”, right? The Queen
Let the Queen Eat Cake, They Cry
No, Marie Antoinette never told anyone to eat cake. Ever. “Let the Queen Eat Cake” is the new catch-cry of