Instant attraction is something that can occur any time, any place. Sometimes, it can be despicably inconvenient. Perthville’s Three Star
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Going to Beat You Again Like a Drum
Now that our Three Star General is feeling firmly in command, he’s gone all out and set up a
VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL: Crazy or Drunk or Apathetic in Love
The Three Star General is playing matchmaker today, of all days, to reunite Michelle with Barack Obama. He sent out
Nothing is Certain But Death and Coups/Car Accidents/Fires
After giving an ancient woman a helping hand into the next life, Death has decided to play a larger
Mafia Checkmate Champion and Play Him In Blindfold Chess
Kibitzer (noun), meaning spectator of a chess match who gives his advice without being asked for it. Right now, we are
Never Mind Ducks or Horses of Whatever Size
Perthville’s rock-jaw Three Star General was today succumbing to an irascible, bullying Senator when a prodigy turned up to
Coup d’étitfortat
The French knew a lot about overthrowing people and stuff. Today the Opposition Leader of Perthville will look to
Diplomat Does Nasty Really Nicely
Isaac Goldberg defined diplomacy as the nastiest of things in the nicest way. The Diplomat we know in Perthville was
Relief as Lots of Little Green Men Take Over
These guys in green should strike intimidation into any rebels involved in Perthville’s latest riot. Led by the Three Star
Will he stop the cavalry?
The Three Star General has ridden into town, not quite on a white horse nor in a white hat,